“Explaining My Attitude Since 3:17 AM – Funny Menopause Tee for Women”

Soft, simple, and just the right amount of sassy — this tee captures the late-night coffee runs, sudden mood swings, and dry humor that come with menopause.

On the front, a hand-drawn stick figure clutches a steaming mug beneath the bold headline “MENOPAUSE.” with the line “EXPLAINING MY ATTITUDE SINCE 3:17 AM.”

Lightweight enough to layer under a cozy cardigan, breathable enough for hot flashes, and relaxed enough for quiet mornings or chaotic errands. Wear it to laugh with friends, exchange knowing looks with fellow survivors, or carry your truth with a wink and a little caffeine.

Product Features

• Solid colors: 100% combed ring-spun cotton

• Heathers: 85% cotton / 15% viscose

• Medium-weight fabric (5.3 oz/yd²) — breathable yet substantial

• Side seams and ribbed knit collar for structure

• Twill tape at neck and shoulders + tear-away label for comfort

• Regular fit, true to size

• DTF inner neck label + DTG front design for quality detail

• Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)

• Do not bleach

• Do not tumble dry

• Do not dry clean

  	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
  Width, in		18.50	20.51	22.24	24.02	25.25	26.73	29.53	31.50
  Length, in		27.99	29.49	30.98	32.25	32.99	33.50	34.25	35.04
  Size tolerance, in		1.00	1.00	1.00	1.00	1.00	1.00	1.00	1.00

   

• Do not iron the design

•