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Gin Not Gym T-Shirt — Funny "Gym? I Thought You Said Gin." Cocktail Tee

Gin Not Gym T-Shirt — Funny "Gym? I Thought You Said Gin." Cocktail Tee

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Lighthearted and laid-back, this tee is for anyone who prefers laughter and easy charm over strict routines. A simple, hand-drawn martini glass sits above the cheeky line “Gym? I thought you said gin.” — subtle enough to feel effortless, funny enough to get noticed.

Made from soft, smooth cotton with a classic crew neckline, it’s designed for comfort you’ll actually reach for. Perfect for lazy weekends, casual catch-ups, brunch with friends, or relaxed evenings at your local bar. Style it with ripped jeans, joggers, or layered under a slouchy cardigan — it’s the kind of shirt that starts conversations and earns smiles without trying too hard.


  Product Features

  • Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean, flattering fit and reduced fabric waste

  • Medium-weight 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²) cotton for year-round comfort

  • Ribbed, seam-free collar and tear-away label for itch-free wear and lasting shape

  • Direct-to-Garment and Direct-to-Film printing for crisp, detailed artwork

  • OEKO-TEX® certified cotton; ethically grown US cotton with EU 2-year warranty


 Care Instructions

  • Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)

  • Non-chlorine bleach as needed

  • Tumble dry low

  • Do not iron

  • Do not dry clean


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