{"product_id":"low-oestrogen-limited-patience-menopause-t-shirt-funny-gift-for-women-in-menopause","title":"Low Oestrogen, Limited Patience Menopause T-Shirt | Funny Gift for Women in Menopause","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\" dir=\"auto\" data-message-author-role=\"assistant\" data-message-id=\"a8cc5915-bb7c-43e6-a5f3-afaa48f7bbba\" data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-5-2\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden first:pt-[1px]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full break-words dark markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"233\" data-end=\"542\"\u003eThis lightweight jersey tee delivers dry humour with blunt honesty. Featuring a bold, hand-drawn illustration and the unapologetic phrase \u003cstrong data-start=\"371\" data-end=\"409\"\u003e“LOW OESTROGEN. LIMITED PATIENCE.”\u003c\/strong\u003e, it perfectly captures those no-nonsense menopause moods — whether it’s a tense day, a rough week, or a full hormonal rollercoaster.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"544\" data-end=\"913\"\u003eMade from soft, breathable Airlume combed cotton, this tee is comfortable enough for everyday wear while still holding a polished, retail-ready look. The classic crew neckline and clean side seams give it a flattering fit that layers easily with jackets or knits. Wear it to spark laughs, start conversations, or quietly set boundaries when patience is in short supply.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"915\" data-end=\"918\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"920\" data-end=\"940\"\u003eProduct Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"941\" data-end=\"1351\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"941\" data-end=\"1032\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"943\" data-end=\"1032\"\u003e100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for a soft, breathable feel (lightweight 4.2 oz)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1033\" data-end=\"1104\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1035\" data-end=\"1104\"\u003eRibbed knit collar with seam and shoulder tape to help maintain shape\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1105\" data-end=\"1162\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1107\" data-end=\"1162\"\u003eSide seams for added structure and a longer-lasting fit\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1163\" data-end=\"1206\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1165\" data-end=\"1206\"\u003eTear-away neck label to reduce irritation\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1207\" data-end=\"1251\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1209\" data-end=\"1251\"\u003eREACH certified and ethically manufactured\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1252\" data-end=\"1309\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1254\" data-end=\"1309\"\u003ePrinted using DTF\/DTG methods for crisp, durable detail\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1310\" data-end=\"1351\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1312\" data-end=\"1351\"\u003eRetail fit with a classic crew neckline\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1353\" data-end=\"1356\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1358\" data-end=\"1379\"\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1380\" data-end=\"1537\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1380\" data-end=\"1417\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1382\" data-end=\"1417\"\u003eMachine wash cold (max 30°C \/ 90°F)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1418\" data-end=\"1456\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1420\" data-end=\"1456\"\u003eNon-chlorine bleach only when needed\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1457\" data-end=\"1481\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1459\" data-end=\"1481\"\u003eTumble dry on low heat\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1482\" data-end=\"1518\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1484\" data-end=\"1518\"\u003eIron, steam, or dry on medium heat\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1519\" data-end=\"1537\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1521\" data-end=\"1537\"\u003eDo not dry clean\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1539\" data-end=\"1542\"\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; 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