{"title":"Hormonal \u0026 Hilarious","description":"\u003cp\u003eDiscover stylish, comfy tees designed just for her. From bold statement prints to soft everyday basics, this collection celebrates confidence, humour, and individuality. Perfect for weekend wear, school runs, coffee dates, and everything in between.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"nanna-s-always-right-shirt-funny-grandma-graphic-t-shirt","title":"Nanna’s Always Right Shirt, Funny Grandma Graphic T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"121\" data-end=\"422\"\u003eSoft, relaxed, and quietly clever, this tee delivers a warm wink to anyone who knows their nanna’s confidence is never misplaced. 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Wear it to spark smiles at family gatherings, tea times, or casual outings with people who appreciate the comforting truth that wisdom often comes with a smile.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"797\" data-end=\"800\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"802\" data-end=\"822\"\u003eProduct features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"823\" data-end=\"1207\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"823\" data-end=\"889\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"825\" data-end=\"889\"\u003eTwill shoulder tape for added stability and long-lasting shape\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"890\" data-end=\"980\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"892\" data-end=\"980\"\u003eTubular knit construction (no side seams) for a smooth finish and reduced fabric waste\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"981\" data-end=\"1038\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"983\" data-end=\"1038\"\u003eRibbed knit collar for elasticity and shape retention\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1039\" data-end=\"1119\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1041\" data-end=\"1119\"\u003eMedium-weight 180 g\/m² fabric (primarily 100% cotton) for year-round comfort\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1120\" data-end=\"1207\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1122\" data-end=\"1207\"\u003eDTG and DTF printing for crisp, durable artwork on the chest, sleeves, and neckline\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1120\" data-end=\"1207\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1209\" data-end=\"1230\"\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1231\" data-end=\"1270\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1233\" data-end=\"1270\"\u003eMachine wash cold (max 30°C \/ 90°F)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1271\" data-end=\"1297\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1273\" data-end=\"1297\"\u003eTumble dry on low heat\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1298\" data-end=\"1313\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1300\" data-end=\"1313\"\u003eDo not iron\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1314\" data-end=\"1334\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1316\" data-end=\"1334\"\u003eDo not dry clean\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1335\" data-end=\"1374\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1337\" data-end=\"1374\"\u003eNon-chlorine bleach only, if needed\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; 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Featuring a bold, hand-drawn illustration and the unapologetic phrase \u003cstrong data-start=\"371\" data-end=\"409\"\u003e“LOW OESTROGEN. LIMITED PATIENCE.”\u003c\/strong\u003e, it perfectly captures those no-nonsense menopause moods — whether it’s a tense day, a rough week, or a full hormonal rollercoaster.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"544\" data-end=\"913\"\u003eMade from soft, breathable Airlume combed cotton, this tee is comfortable enough for everyday wear while still holding a polished, retail-ready look. The classic crew neckline and clean side seams give it a flattering fit that layers easily with jackets or knits. Wear it to spark laughs, start conversations, or quietly set boundaries when patience is in short supply.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"915\" data-end=\"918\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"920\" data-end=\"940\"\u003eProduct Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"941\" data-end=\"1351\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"941\" data-end=\"1032\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"943\" data-end=\"1032\"\u003e100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for a soft, breathable feel (lightweight 4.2 oz)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1033\" data-end=\"1104\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1035\" data-end=\"1104\"\u003eRibbed knit collar with seam and shoulder tape to help maintain shape\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1105\" data-end=\"1162\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1107\" data-end=\"1162\"\u003eSide seams for added structure and a longer-lasting fit\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1163\" data-end=\"1206\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1165\" data-end=\"1206\"\u003eTear-away neck label to reduce irritation\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1207\" data-end=\"1251\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1209\" data-end=\"1251\"\u003eREACH certified and ethically manufactured\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1252\" data-end=\"1309\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1254\" data-end=\"1309\"\u003ePrinted using DTF\/DTG methods for crisp, durable detail\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1310\" data-end=\"1351\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1312\" data-end=\"1351\"\u003eRetail fit with a classic crew neckline\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1353\" data-end=\"1356\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1358\" data-end=\"1379\"\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1380\" data-end=\"1537\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1380\" data-end=\"1417\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1382\" data-end=\"1417\"\u003eMachine wash cold (max 30°C \/ 90°F)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1418\" data-end=\"1456\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1420\" data-end=\"1456\"\u003eNon-chlorine bleach only when needed\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1457\" data-end=\"1481\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1459\" data-end=\"1481\"\u003eTumble dry on low heat\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1482\" data-end=\"1518\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1484\" data-end=\"1518\"\u003eIron, steam, or dry on medium heat\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1519\" data-end=\"1537\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1521\" data-end=\"1537\"\u003eDo not dry clean\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1539\" data-end=\"1542\"\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; 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